Sunday, April 19, 2009


For those of you looking to fill in the words for Reader Participation Sunday, I apologize.

I went out and started drinking and jello shooting yesterday afternoon at about 3.. I didn't stop until until 11. I usually set up for RPS on Saturday nights. Today, I will be lazing around, recuperating and hopefully not throwing up. I will likely not be commenting on your posts today. This does not mean I don't love you. So get over yourselves already.

I leave you though with a lazy bloggers generated post which is a mad lib all on its own:

Crikey! I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since you last visited... You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with only your readership as life preserver, learning to fart the theme to Green Acres and just generally being scary to my psychologist. My day often feels wasted from the second star on the right, straight on until I run out of alcohol. I am totally exhausted. My kids think I don't make sense any more.

If one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today, I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. (That might happen on Friday anyway) You wanna test me? What do you mean you don't believe me? You all should know me better than that by now.

please vote for me


blognut said...

Lol! Hang in there Dizz, and chug down a beer or two. It'll take care of the pounding head, I promise.

Recent blog post: Zombie Chickens and Bloggy Buddies

The Queen said...

I would think and true and loyal reader, could entertain themselves for days with your penis post. I know I have had to wipe down the computer screen several times in the last few hours because I keep licking my screen..

I am highly disappointed with the caliber of your readers if they are NOT having to do the same..

darsden said...

LOL I feel ya... I call it being AmeriCan...stimulating the economy..Thankyou for being all You Can-ameri ;-)

Recent blog post: WeeKend'd Out Already!

Shawn said...

Be disappointed all you want, Queen.

Recent blog post: Larry Whitson Needs Work

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Oh dear. I wish I had that excuse...

Recent blog post: It's Too Late

Skylers Dad said...

Know what would make an outstanding post? A video of you farting Green Acres! All would be forgiven with that... ;^)

Recent blog post: Facebook Manners and You

MadMadMargo said...

Holy moly, you know how I love generators and this one is primo. Look out, you'll see my "Lazy Blogger" post real soon.

How 'bout a little hair of the dog to ease your pain? ;)

Recent blog post: Amazing... Stop... Motion... Animation...

Ann said...

Dude. I could never ever keep up with you and all those other mad HBDCers. Krikees.

Recent blog post: Bath Bombe Giveaway!

dizz said...

Thank you everyone for commenting yesterday in my hour of need! I appreciate it

Chris.. when I get "Green Acres" down, I will post it just for you!

Recent blog post: Happy 420 Everyone!

  © Blogger templates 'Sunshine' by 2008

Back to TOP