Thursday, February 5, 2009

Nonsense and a Trunk Monkey

Abject apologies I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since you last visited... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Stupid Global Warming!.

I am frantic with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, spending my husband's money, just generally being an embarrassment to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from dusk to I run out of alcohol. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff, but this damned rock is heavy.

I won't promise anything to you but I will write something that makes sense soon. No, really! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue.

Now the trunk monkey



video

17 comments:

Sabrae Carter said...

I LOVE THAT TRUNK MONKEY!!!

dizzblnd said...

Everyone should have one.. especially the last one

ReformingGeek said...

My favorite was the car theft. Way to rid the world of a menace!

dizzblnd said...

The chimp is just adorable.. you don't expect crap like that!

Mary Moore said...

OMG, that just made my day! Thank you trunk monkey!

dizzblnd said...

Mary.. you sound like you were in a testimonial commercial! THAT made my day LMAO

Under the Influence said...

I want a trunk monkey.

SkylersDad said...

There are a whole series of those, if you go to youtube and search on trunk monkey!

dizzblnd said...

Jo.. they'd make great babysitters too I'm sure

Skylersdad YAY this one cracked me up! thank you

Lana said...

I want a trunk monkey. Only I would call it a closet monkey, and stick it in my kids bedroom.

dizzblnd said...

LOL Lana.. like the evil monkey from Family Guy?

mincognita said...

Darn! And my button just says "trunk". "Trunk monkey" must be on the deluxe models huh?

That's some great video. Thanks for sharing. :)

You've just been tagged. Stop by my place to learn more.....

Lana said...

Mmmm, I don't know! I've only seen Family Guy 3 times. (Not my "cup o' tea".)
Just one to scream and throw things at the kids when they get out of bed between 8pm and 7am. That's all...

Matt said...

I thought Crocs were on the decline. I will enlist in the army against these foot-pontoons.

Bee said...

Unfortunately the trunk monkey video didn't play for me. :o(

However, that post cracked me up!

Mike said...

I am a trunk monkey!

Tamara said...

You are my hero - setting fire to Croc-wearers ;-)

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