Abject apologies I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since you last visited... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Stupid Global Warming!.
I am frantic with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, spending my husband's money, just generally being an embarrassment to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from dusk to I run out of alcohol. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff, but this damned rock is heavy.
I won't promise anything to you but I will write something that makes sense soon. No, really! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue.
Now the trunk monkey
I Put A Spell On You
23 hours ago