I love all of my followers and appreciate all of your comments. I try to read you all each day. However, at work, we have dinosaur computers that don't like when I open some of your blogs. Some make my 'puter crash. When I get home at night, I try to get caught up with as many of you as I can. Please understand sometimes that is nearly impossible, since all of you rock!
For my new followers I just don't want anyone to think I am the type of person to post and post and never comment. For my faithfuls, I appreciate your understanding and just know I try!
I am 3 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your skinny television program. You are my favorite TV Albatross and I think you would like my act. I open by playing the vibrator. Then I sing "Somewhere Over the Convertable" while juggling three houses Then for a really boring finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Boobs and go off stage waving an American mucus. If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Dick 'Buttkiss' or maybe even another Max. When I become rich and famous, I'll tell everyone that you gave me my first big ghost.