Saturday, January 31, 2009

WTF were you thinking?

An insane 33 year old woman who already had 6 uterine parasites that have already been released into the wild,(ages 7 to 2 including a set of twins) decided she wanted one more whining-crying-soon-to-be-screaming "I hate you" female. So this unmarried-living-with-her-parents-who-filed-but-was-denied-bankruptcy-last-year-selfish-bitch who had all of the previous parasites via jerk juicers (aka sperm donors) went through the procedure once more. This time there were 7 embyros that they knew about.

This psycho, who is "obsessed with children"(sounds creepy to me) and "overdid herself" as her mother puts it, knew how many embryos were to "take" and accepted all of them. Keep in mind now, that she receives no child support for any of these brats. Supposedly, she is not on welfare (somehow I doubt it though). A family friend states she will have "enough money to raise the kids (Oprah to the rescue?)

She has a boyfriend who is not the father of any of this insanity. He was reportedly seen running as fast as he could away from the madness. He is said to be in the military. I can imagine the conversation he is having with his sergeant:

"Yes sir, it's me. I want to be deployed as soon as possible. I want to be signed up for hazardous duty"

"Are you sure, Private? That's an awfully dangerous request"

"Yes Sir, I realize that, but I am the "unidentified boyfriend" of the mother of the octuplets that were just born"

"Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place, we will put you in for a covert operation in the Pakistan-Afghanistan border as soon as tomorrow"

"I'm already packed, thank you sir, you have no idea how much this means to me"

There are 6 boys and 2 girls in this latest batch of unfortunate children, that WE will have to pay to keep alive. I feel sorry for the girls.
I almost felt sorry for the mom until I found out she brought this upon herself. Now, I think she deserves her padded cell.


SkylersDad said...

I couldn't agree more!

Mary Moore said...

I just don't get some people. Very strange world we live in.

dizzblnd said...

I think she should have had a psychiatric evaluation befre being inseminated again

ReformingGeek said...

Hum.....has enough money? I'm with you. I'm skeptical.

Anonymous said...

Why, oh Why is there not licensing required for childbirth?! I would operate that office by myself for little to no compensation.

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Da Old Man said...

Shouldn't the medical team that allowed her to do this be accountable on some level? Providing, of course, that she truly isn't some crazy multi millionaire who actually can afford to raise 14 kids.

Travis Erwin said...

Insanity is a terrible thing.

Under the Influence said...

Assuming she is on some sort of public aide, shame on her and SHAME ON THE ASSHOLE DOCTOR who did this! Where did she get the money for invitro? I know several couples who are both working/dual incomes and still have trouble funding conception.

Keely said...

I've read all kinds of conflicting information and rumours about this case, including that the grandmother worked at a fertility clinic and that the woman could have achieved this by taking the fertility drugs on her own.

I think anybody who has 6 children and wants to add EIGHT MORE is not playing with a full deck.

Sabrae Carter said...

OMG! No way!

Chele said...

she is probably hoping for Brangelina to adopt a few of them

dizzblnd said...

RG: There's just no way she could do it

Sass.. It seems logical.. but meh

Old man.. The medical team is indeed under ethical fire for it

Travis.. sometimes it's not so bad ;)
Think of the good drugs lol

Kim.. If she isn't working (when would he have the time) I have no idea how it gets paid for

Keely I had of heard that rumor. She is definitely a hamburger short of a Happy Meal

Sabrae... Pathetic isn't it?

Chele HA! You are probably right

Lyndsay said...

I have my hands over my ears, eyes glued shut, while I shake my head yelling no-effing-way!

Bee said...

I think the doctors who let her go through with this should have their licenses revoked/removed.

SheBloggs said...

She was thiking I could have I more and more babies to fill this empty void of shit I have in my life and I could spawn as much money off the goverment as I possibly can..

She should share some of those bastards with some loving wanting mothers who can't even muster up one.

dizzblnd said...

Lyndsay.. I wish it weren't true but alas it is

Bee..I agree.. so unethical these babies will go through hell before they can come home

Shaurna.. I just don't see the logic in having even 1 more especially in today's economy

Tamara said...

I read about this all the way over in South Africa and it pisses me off from a continent away...

this shouldn't be allowed to happen.

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