Is not very sweet
It's big, it's huge
and my GOD it reeks!
What did it ever do to deserve you?
54 years of abuse and who knows what
Holy Shit woman! It's as big as your butt!
I'd wish you Happy Birthday if I gave a damn
But I don't so kiss my ass and and wash that nasty clam!
18 comments:
You're hilarious. It's my brother's birthday today too! Can you do a rhyming couplet for him? :o)
lol i'll try but it wll have to be later :)
Oh, I was afraid of what was going to pop up when I opened this title today! I thought maybe you had switched to a "celebrity porn" blog or something.
Too funny.
Maybe a douche would be a nice gift.
GUESS WHO'S HERE???!?!?!?!?
The worlds largest camel toe, that's who.
hahahahahahah oh my thats funny, I love Oprah but man is this funy
Kim.. I never meant to scare you.. I'm glad you clicked anyway
RG.. It WOULD.. but she probably wouldn't know what to do with it.
WYD: World Largest Camel toe! LMAO Thats hilarious
Chele I'm glad you enjoyed it
Oh My God - That was an ode? I wonder what you'd say at an Oprah roast! LOL!
That was beautiful. I wonder if it will appear in her magazine? If it does, you need to get paid.
NGIP Oh.. I can't stand her.. i would have all kindsa of horrible things to say..lol
Old man.. So glad you liked it, I wasn't sure I'd be able to come up with anything for you. Here's a tissue to wipe the tear
I'm sorry I missed you. I really didn't know it was her birthday. I thought it was something else.
I don't know though...she sure can fit a lot of $100 bills up there. May be worth getting one.
Jen.. It's all good.. I just saw yours too good stuff
Hussy.. I don't even want to THINK about that ~~~ shakes with heebie jeebies ~~~
THAT is too freakin' funny! I am NO Oprah fan so I thought this was extra hilarious. Is that pic for REAL??? Is she really that big??? No way right?
Thank you Lee I dunno if its more recent or from her past fat days.. but I do believe it's real
Ewwwww but awesome!!!
or should I say Eau de Awesome?
Bee:
HA I think she thinks that is what the scent of her douche should be
Lmao , you go girl...I loved it
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