Thursday, January 29, 2009

Oprah's Va-Jay-Jay











Odor Ode to Oprah's Va Jay Jay

Is not very sweet
It's big, it's huge
and my GOD it reeks!

What did it ever do to deserve you?
54 years of abuse and who knows what
Holy Shit woman! It's as big as your butt!

I'd wish you Happy Birthday if I gave a damn
But I don't so kiss my ass and and wash that nasty clam!

18 comments:

Mary Moore said...

You're hilarious. It's my brother's birthday today too! Can you do a rhyming couplet for him? :o)

dizzblnd said...

lol i'll try but it wll have to be later :)

Under the Influence said...

Oh, I was afraid of what was going to pop up when I opened this title today! I thought maybe you had switched to a "celebrity porn" blog or something.

Too funny.

ReformingGeek said...

Maybe a douche would be a nice gift.

SkylersDad said...

GUESS WHO'S HERE???!?!?!?!?

The worlds largest camel toe, that's who.

Chele said...

hahahahahahah oh my thats funny, I love Oprah but man is this funy

dizzblnd said...

Kim.. I never meant to scare you.. I'm glad you clicked anyway

RG.. It WOULD.. but she probably wouldn't know what to do with it.


WYD: World Largest Camel toe! LMAO Thats hilarious

Chele I'm glad you enjoyed it

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Oh My God - That was an ode? I wonder what you'd say at an Oprah roast! LOL!

Da Old Man said...

That was beautiful. I wonder if it will appear in her magazine? If it does, you need to get paid.

dizzblnd said...

NGIP Oh.. I can't stand her.. i would have all kindsa of horrible things to say..lol

Old man.. So glad you liked it, I wasn't sure I'd be able to come up with anything for you. Here's a tissue to wipe the tear

Jen said...

I'm sorry I missed you. I really didn't know it was her birthday. I thought it was something else.

The Hussy Housewife said...

I don't know though...she sure can fit a lot of $100 bills up there. May be worth getting one.

dizzblnd said...

Jen.. It's all good.. I just saw yours too good stuff


Hussy.. I don't even want to THINK about that ~~~ shakes with heebie jeebies ~~~

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

THAT is too freakin' funny! I am NO Oprah fan so I thought this was extra hilarious. Is that pic for REAL??? Is she really that big??? No way right?

dizzblnd said...

Thank you Lee I dunno if its more recent or from her past fat days.. but I do believe it's real

Bee said...

Ewwwww but awesome!!!
or should I say Eau de Awesome?

dizzblnd said...

Bee:

HA I think she thinks that is what the scent of her douche should be

dani c said...

Lmao , you go girl...I loved it

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