Monday, January 26, 2009

Mad Lib Monday: Letter of Formal Apology

I got the idea from THIS madlib from Dana at Life is Good with her post from yesterday

It was really a mad lib of it's own, so I thought it'd be great!

I incorporated some of the "excuses" and other stuff from the side of the letter.

To Jenn

It has come to my attention that my masturbating could be seen as madly annoying. I never intended to run into you. I thought it would be flabby. I want you understand that I was merely trying to blow in your ear, though I can see now that it may appear that I was a stop sign. I feel hairy. Please accept my hopping apology. From now on I will attempt to pound, instead of making a penguin of myself and hope you will forget that it ever sat. I beg you not to call the bedpost.
Sincerely, your

Bowling Ex-Husband

Thanks everyone for playing. If you didn't play this week.. stay tuned next Sunday and Monday. For another installment


ReformingGeek said...

I love that apology. It works for just about anything!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if we could, somehow, get that apology form off my site and fill it out (computer world talking here) and putting it back up on our posts as

I could have SO much fun filling that thing out and republishing it but I'm not computer savvy enough to figure out how to do it and make it bigger.

SkylersDad said...

Meer words are not enough for me to express how much I appreciate you working in "masturbating".

Da Old Man said...

The best one yet

Slyde said...

ah, i cant begin to tell you of all the times that ive made a penguin out of myself....

dizzblnd said...

RG: I think I will send this out anonymously to random people

Dana.. IDK how to do it either.. but it WOULD be very cool. Thanks for the inspiration ;)

WYD I LOVED that you just happened to be the 2nd responder with the perfect word! This one is my favorite

Old man.. I couldn't agree with you more!

Slyde.. the penguin one made me giggle too

Thank you all for playing!

Sabrae Carter said...

Holy cow! I don't get on to read and comment on blogs and you go change EVERYTHING! lol

Tamara said...

Hehehehe... FUNNY!

Anna Lefler said...

Har! Love me some Mad Libs!

:^) Anna

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