I love all of my followers and appreciate all of your comments. I try to read you all each day. However, at work, we have dinosaur computers that don't like when I open some of your blogs. Some make my 'puter crash. When I get home at night, I try to get caught up with as many of you as I can. Please understand sometimes that is nearly impossible, since all of you rock!
For my new followers I just don't want anyone to think I am the type of person to post and post and never comment. For my faithfuls, I appreciate your understanding and just know I try!
My dad's best friend told me this joke when I was 12. It was completely inappropriate for my age (ok it was inappropriate PERIOD!), but he was drunk and it was (is) funny. Keep in mind, this was told to me 20 some odd years ago BEFORE Viagra was invented. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
This married couple are having intimacy problems. He can't get it up anymore, but refuses to go see a doctor. So the wife took it upon herself to go on his behalf. She told the Dr. the problems they were having. He said "I have just the thing." He gave her a pill and told her, "This little pill is worth one fuck." She thanked him profusely and went home. That night they had the best night of sex EVER! The next day she went back and asked for more. He gave her a prescription for 100 and said, "Be careful..." she cut him off with .. "yeah yeah yeah 1 pill is worth one fuck, I get it"
About a month later, she calls him to beg for more. He gives her a final prescription of 1,000 with the sme warning. Once again she brushes him off and thanks him.
3 months later the Dr. gets a phone call from a very distressed young man. "Are you the Dr. that gave my mom those pills?" "Well, yes I am is there a problem?"
"You could say that, my mother's dead, my sister's pregnant, my asshole hurts and my dad's going around the house yelling 'Here kitty kitty kitty!'"