Friday, December 5, 2008

Friday Funny


My dad's best friend told me this joke when I was 12. It was completely inappropriate for my age (ok it was inappropriate PERIOD!), but he was drunk and it was (is) funny. Keep in mind, this was told to me 20 some odd years ago BEFORE Viagra was invented. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

This married couple are having intimacy problems. He can't get it up anymore, but refuses to go see a doctor. So the wife took it upon herself to go on his behalf. She told the Dr. the problems they were having. He said "I have just the thing." He gave her a pill and told her, "This little pill is worth one fuck." She thanked him profusely and went home. That night they had the best night of sex EVER! The next day she went back and asked for more. He gave her a prescription for 100 and said, "Be careful..." she cut him off with .. "yeah yeah yeah 1 pill is worth one fuck, I get it"

About a month later, she calls him to beg for more. He gives her a final prescription of 1,000 with the sme warning. Once again she brushes him off and thanks him.

3 months later the Dr. gets a phone call from a very distressed young man. "Are you the Dr. that gave my mom those pills?" "Well, yes I am is there a problem?"

"You could say that, my mother's dead, my sister's pregnant, my asshole hurts and my dad's going around the house yelling 'Here kitty kitty kitty!'"

7 comments:

Chele said...

I read this and after 3 seconds when I let it sink in a really had a goo laugh, those are the best jokes.

SkylersDad said...

That was outstanding!

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

Aside from the joke, the funniest thing is that your dad's best friend told you this when you were 12!! Crazy....my dad would have freaked if I heard that joke when I was 12 - he would probably even freak NOW! : - )

Julia said...

That was HIGH-larious! I am going to send this to everyone!

Poetry Sue said...

HA HA HA I have heard that joke a hundred times (the first time my mom told it to me) and I still laugh my ass off when I hear it (or read it)

Anna Lefler said...

* snort *

You're killin' me! Love it...

Hope you're having a great weekend so far...

:^) Anna

dizzblnd said...

Sue: You are the first one I have EVER told that joke to that has already heard it.

I am glad the rest of you enjoyed it! It cracks me up every time I tell it and wait for the punchline to hit someone!

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